“All men having power ought to be distrusted to a certain degree.”
~ James Madison, July 11, 1787
Obama’s Department of Doublespeak is considering new allowable terms for what-used-to-be-referred-to as “illegal immigrants”. In soon to be released Executive Order #1,334,285, all uses of the word “illegal” will now be illegal, except for classification of taxpayers who are opposed to
ObamaTAX, in the future referred to as “illegal citizens,” and drone monitored 24/7.
Under the new mandate, immigrants, regardless of whether they have filled out the proper paperwork and gone through legislated legal processes, will be referred to as “potential voters”, until such immigrant casts a vote for Obama. At that time, said immigrants will be referred to as “untouchables.”
In other, very important! news, since the election is coming up, the Obama White House has recently reclassified anybody who isn’t voting for Obama as a Terrorist:
“A new study funded by the Department of Homeland Security characterizes Americans who are “suspicious of centralized federal authority,” and “reverent of individual liberty” as “extreme right-wing” terrorists.
Entitled Hot Spots of Terrorism and Other Crimes in the United States, 1970-2008 (PDF), the study was produced by the National Consortium for the Study of Terrorism and Responses to Terrorism at the University of Maryland. The organization was launched with the aid of DHS funding to the tune of $12 million dollars.
While largely omitting Islamic terrorism – the report fails completely to mention the 1993 World Trade Center bombing – the study focuses on Americans who hold beliefs shared by the vast majority of conservatives and libertarians and puts them in the context of radical extremism.
The report takes its definitions from a 2011 study entitled Profiles of Perpetrators of Terrorism, produced by the National Consortium for the Study of Terrorism and Responses to Terrorism, in which the following characteristics are used to identify terrorists.
– Americans who believe their “way of life” is under attack;
– Americans who are “fiercely nationalistic (as opposed to universal and international in orientation)”;
– People who consider themselves “anti-global” (presumably those who are wary of the loss of American sovereignty);
– Americans who are “suspicious of centralized federal authority”;
– Americans who are “reverent of individual liberty”;
– People who “believe in conspiracy theories that involve grave threat to national sovereignty and/or personal liberty.”
Now that James Madison and his conspiracy founding father co-horts have been reclassified as existential threats, it’s time to cue music!
Question: When did passive patriotism become considered rebellion?
Answer: When it votes against The One.
Updated to add a link to Infowars at “drone monitored 24/7″